Question: What food can i cook with the things i have

[ringle]

Hi eveyrone I'm really hungry but all i have in my fridge is:

jar of mayo
Iced Dr. Pibb (used)
bottle of mustard
1 Ostrich egg
A few syringes
Dictionary (bookshelf was full)
peanut butter
7 Layers dip (but i already ate the first 3 layers)

des anyone have any recipes for that