Question: What food can i cook with the things i have

[ringle]

Hi eveyrone I'm really hungry but all i have in my fridge is:

jar of mayo
Iced Dr. Pibb (used)
bottle of mustard
1 Ostrich egg
A few syringes
Dictionary (bookshelf was full)
peanut butter
7 Layers dip (but i already ate the first 3 layers)

des anyone have any recipes for that

[holidaynights]

sell the dictionary and use that money to buy ham and cut the bread and then put the ham and mustard in the bread and drink the watered down dark pip (used and melted)

[cricky]

i would eat the peanut better

[ringle]

sell the dictionary and use that money to buy ham and cut the bread and then put the ham and mustard in the bread and drink the watered down dark pip (used and melted)

whdre am i supposed to get bread? the bread store? pssh

[youmightthinkhelovesyouforyourmoneybutiknowwhathereallylovesyouforitsyourbrandnewleopardskinpillboxhat]

eat paper

[ringle]

eat paper

I already tried but dictionary dont taste very good